Joke l: A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan. “What was that for?” the man asked. The wife replied, “That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it I found in your pocket.” The man then said, “When l was at the races last week Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on.” The wife apologized and went on with the housework. Three days later the man was watching TV when his wife hit him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon regaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again. Wife replied, “Your horse phoned.” Joke 2: “Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked one of his employees. “Yes, sir, ” the new employee replied. “Well, then, that makes everything just fine, ” the boss went on. “After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother’s funeral. she stopped in to see you!” Joke 3: “Oh, I am happy to see you, ” the little boy said to his grandmother on his mother"s side. “Now maybe daddy will do the trick he has been promising us. ” The grandmother was curious. “What trick is that?” she asked. “I heard him tell mommy that he would climb the walls if you came to visit, ” the little boy answered. Joke 4: A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, he signaled for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, “You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side… You know what Martha?” “What dear?” she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth. “I’m beginning to think you’re bad luck…” 小题1:The wife became angry suddenly in Joke 1 because __________.A.she had her frying pan burned while away | B.her husband made a bet on a horse but lost | C.her husband was carrying with himself a woman’s name | D.her husband’s pocket money was lost without any reason | 小题2:Who called the husband in Joke 1?A.The organization of the horse races of a club. | B.Jenny the man chose to bet on in the races. | C.Jenny who won the race successfully. | D.Jenny whom the man made friends with. | 小题3:What dose the boss mean in Joke 2?A.He was lucky to see the employee’s former grandmother. | B.The employee’s grandmother has come into heaven after death. | C.He has figured out that the employee told a lie to him. | D.The employee’s grandmother was an honest woman. | 小题4:What can we learn about the little boy from Joke 3?A.His father likes to make fun of his mother-in-law. | B.He likes to play tricks on others. | C.His mother is strict with him. | D.His father doesn’t like his mother-in-law to come. | 小题5:The husband in Joke 4 means that __________.A.he is thankful for his selfless and lovely wife | B.he realizes he is unlucky to have married his wife | C.it is fortunate to experience so many unforgettable things | D.his wife deserves all his love because of her devotion |
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小题1:C 小题2:D 小题3:C 小题4:D 小题5:B |
试题分析:本文讲了四则笑话。1. 妻子在丈夫的口袋里发现了写着女人名字的字条。丈夫骗他的妻子说是马的名字。妻子说马打电话来了;2. 职员请假去参加祖母的葬礼早退,结果祖母来公司看他来了;3. 男孩的父亲很不情愿他的丈母娘来,对孩子说,如果他姥姥来,他就跳墙;4. 丈夫对妻子说她一直和一起度过那些糟糕的时刻。妻子感到很温暖。可是丈夫又说:我觉得你给我带来了坏运气。 小题1:细节理解题。由“That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it I found in your pocket.”可知妻子在丈夫的口袋里发现了写着女人名字的字条。故选C。 小题2:细节理解题。由“Your horse phoned.”可知,丈夫说珍妮是马是在骗他的妻子,因此是纸片上的女人打电话来了。故选D。 小题3:推理判断题。职员请假去参加祖母的葬礼早退,结果祖母来公司看他来了,因此老板知道职员在撒谎。选C最佳。 小题4:推理判断题。由“I heard him tell mommy that he would climb the walls if you came to visit, ” the little boy answered.”可知男孩的父亲很不情愿他的丈母娘来。故选D。 小题5:推理判断题。由“I’m beginning to think you’re bad luck…”可知,男人认为他的不幸全是由于娶了他太太,因此认为她是个祸水。故选B。 |
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Shirley Temple, who died on February 10, 2014, was that rare example of a Hollywood child star who, when the cameras stopped rolling, carved out a new career. For four years, she was Hollywood’s biggest box-office star representing the kind of sweet, innocent girl that everyone wanted as their daughter. However, years later, she reappeared as a successful politician. Shirley Temple was born in Santa Monica, California on 23 April 1928. Encouraged by her mother, she learned to dance while she was just three. In 1934, Stand Up and Cheer became her first film and the film was a great success. At the age of six she was earning $1,250 a week — more than $21,000 at today’s values. Across the world, audiences flocked to see her in films such as Little Miss Marker, The Little Colonel and The Littlest Rebel. In 1935 she was awarded a special Oscar (Academy Award) and her foot and hand prints were added to those of stars such as Jean Harlow and Mary Pickford outside Grauman’s Chinese theatre in Hollywood. The peak of her film career came in 1939 when The Little Princess became a box-office success. Temple starred in a total of 43 feature films. But she found it difficult to maintain her film career in adulthood and retired from Hollywood in 1950. She disappeared from the spotlight for nearly 20 years. She returned to the public eye in 1967, as a Republican candidate for Congress. When Nixon became president, he rewarded her with an appointment to the American delegation to the United Nations. Then, in 1974, President Ford appointed her the United States Ambassador(大使) to Ghana. George Bush Snr, appointed her Ambassador to Czechoslovakia. Shirley Temple drew a line between her childhood stardom and her later political career. “Some people are stuck on this image of the little girl,” she once said. “She is not me. We shouldn’t live in the past; my life is now.” Nevertheless, for many across the world, the name Shirley Temple always called to mind a superstar child. 小题1:Shirley Temple died at the age of _____.小题2:What happened to Shirley Temple when she was 7 years old?A.She won a special Oscar. | B.She began to learn to dance. | C.She appeared in her first film. | D.She retired from Hollywood. | 小题3:Which of the following represents the peak of Shirley Temple’s film career?A.Stand Up and Cheer. | B.Little Miss Marker. | C.The Little Colonel. | D.The Little Princess. | 小题4:We can infer that _____.A.the films in which Shirley Temple starred in adulthood were not popular | B.Jean Harlow and Mary Pickford appeared in the same film with Temple | C.Shirley Temple succeeded in being elected as Congresswoman in 1967 | D.Shirley Temple was the youngest person to receive an Academy Award |
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I can never wipe off the memory that I met my current stepmom for the first time.After I parted with my father for ages, I moved to America and was with him. In the beginning, she made sure to let me know that I was welcome in her .I remember when I first saw her at the . It was different, but not . Over the past years there is I needed that she did not provide. I’m the young woman I’m today because she made sure to me properly.Yesterday I went to see her for Mother’s Day. When I gave her , she held my face in both of her hands and kissed me straight on the mouth I had the flu. Her simple act of affection me back to my first night in America. After I was up from the airport we went home and she my luggage and took me shopping for new clothes since the ones I had brought with me from Africa were a bit .That night before I went to bed, she came to my room, the first room I had ever had for my own. She told me she was to have me and that she would take good care of me. Before she she asked me for a hug.That was my first hug and I was 11 years old at that time. I’m 23 years old now and I have received many over the past years, but none has given me a greater or deeper impression.I regarded her as my mother because my new life began when I came to with her. Today I say to my mother, Mrs. Sherrill Kirundi, thank you, mom. Thank you for your giving me my childhood back.
小题1: | A.connected | B.reunited | C.associated | D.attached |
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小题2: | A.life | B.mind | C.bedroom | D.office |
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小题3: | A.shop | B.railway station | C.airport | D.bus-stop |
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小题4: | A.strange | B.easy | C.unforgettable | D.uncomfortable |
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小题5: | A.something | B.anything | C.nothing | D.everything |
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小题6: | A.approach | B.raise | C.criticize | D.value |
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小题7: | A.gifts | B.keys | C.money | D.dresses |
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小题8: | A.so that | B.in case | C.as though | D.even though |
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小题9: | A.paid | B.took | C.talked | D.companied |
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小题10: | A.brought | B.looked | C.picked | D.called |
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小题11: | A.grasped | B.unpacked | C.mended | D.added |
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小题12: | A.more | B.newer | C.cheaper | D.worn |
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小题13: | A.glad | B.hard | C.unlucky | D.anxious |
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小题14: | A.died | B.awaked | C.left | D.entered |
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小题15: | A.very | B.quite | C.ever | D.just |
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小题16: | A.letters | B.offers | C.hugs | D.presents |
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小题17: | A.success | B.advance | C.future | D.excitement |
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小题18: | A.step | B.second | C.hope | D.birth |
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小题19: | A.discuss | B.stay | C.share | D.work |
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Lang Lang is a world-class young pianist who grew up in Shenyang. He went to a piano school in Beijing when he was just eight. “You need ,” his father said. “But if you don’t work hard, no fortune will come.” What made him sad was his piano teacher in Beijing didn’t like him. “You have no talent(天赋). You will never be a pianist.” nine-year-old boy Lang Lang was badly . He decided that he didn’t want to be a any more. For the next two weeks he didn’t touch the piano. , his father didn’t push, but waited. Luckily, the day came when his teacher asked him to some holiday songs. He didn’t want to, but as he placed his fingers on the piano key, he that he could show others that he had talent____.That day he told his father he had been waiting to hear— that he wanted to study with a new teacher. that point on, everything turned around. He started competitions(比赛). In the 1994 International Young Pianists Competition, when it was that Lang Lang had won, he was too to hold back his tears. Soon was clear that he couldn’t stay in China forever—he had to play on the world’s big . In 1997 Lang Lang again, this time to Philadelphia, U.S. There he spent two years practicing, and by 1999 he had worked hard enough for fortune to take over. After his performance at Chicago’s Ravinia Festival, gigs(特邀演出 ) in Lincoln Center and Carnegie Hall started . Lang Lang finally worked to reach the place where fortune spots(发现) him, and lets him .
小题1: | A.exercise | B.fortune | C.knowledge | D.wealth |
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小题2: | A.whether | B.why | C.when | D.that |
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小题4: | A.hurt | B.weakened | C.ruined | D.frightened |
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小题5: | A.singer | B.pianist | C.conductor | D.player |
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小题6: | A.Hopefully | B.Patiently | C.Wisely | D.Painfully |
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小题7: | A.play | B.sing | C.write | D.study |
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小题8: | A.seemed | B.admitted | C.noticed | D.realized |
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小题9: | A.in all | B.above all | C.after all | D.at all |
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小题10: | A.that | B.what | C.which | D.when |
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小题11: | A.From | B.At | C.Since | D.After |
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小题12: | A.receiving | B.accepting | C.winning | D.beating |
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小题13: | A.told | B.mentioned | C.announced | D.recognized |
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小题14: | A.excited | B.encouraged | C.shocked | D.satisfied |
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小题16: | A.concerts | B.tours | C.competitions | D.stages |
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小题17: | A.started | B.left | C.moved | D.performed |
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小题18: | A.successful | B.cheerful | C.respectful | D.meaningful |
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小题19: | A.pulling | B.breaking | C.falling | D.pouring |
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小题20: | A.brighten | B.shine | C.admire | D.develop |
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About a year ago, I went to stay at a Detroit hotel.I didn’t want to too much money with me, so I the desk clerk to put a hundred-dollar bill in the for me. The next morning, however, the clerk said that he knew nothing about my money. I didn’t have any proof I had given the man the money. There was clearly left to do but go to the nearest lawyer at once. The lawyer me to return to the hotel with him and give hundred-dollar bill to the clerk. we did.An hour later, I went back to the desk and asked for my money together with the lawyer. I had the lawyer as an eyewitness (证人) to the hundred-dollar bill,the clerk could not he knew nothing about it. Another hour later, I put the second park of the lawyer’s plan into action. This time both the lawyer and I went to the to ask for the hundred-dollar once again. No matter I said, the clerk who kept my bill that he had given it to me. I said it was not .The lawyer said to him, “I this gentleman give you a hundred-dollar bill. If you don’t hand it in immediately, I will be forced to call the .” Now the clerk felt quite , so he gave me back the first hundred-dollar bill. “I don’t know to thank you enough for getting my money back,” I said to the lawyer. And what do you suppose he answered? He said, “Oh, don’t me. That will be one hundred dollars, please.”
小题1: | A.borrow | B.spend | C.waste | D.carry |
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小题2: | A.made | B.asked | C.allowed | D.let |
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小题4: | A.that | B.which | C.where | D.when |
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小题5: | A.something | B.nothing | C.anything | D.everything |
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小题6: | A.hoped | B.agreed | C.insisted | D.advised |
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小题7: | A.the other | B.another | C.others | D.other |
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小题9: | A.For | B.Though | C.Even if | D.Because |
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小题10: | A.first | B.second | C.third | D.one |
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小题11: | A.say | B.admit | C.permit | D.recognize |
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小题12: | A.restaurant | B.bank | C.hotel | D.hospital |
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小题13: | A.what | B.whatever | C.which | D.how |
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小题14: | A.suggested | B.insisted | C.required | D.requested |
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小题15: | A.true | B.sure | C.exact | D.nice |
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小题16: | A.forced | B.made | C.allowed | D.saw |
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小题17: | A.police | B.judge | C.official | D.officer |
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小题18: | A.content | B.nervous | C.angry | D.sad |
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小题20: | A.thank | B.praise | C.leave | D.fool |
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One day an ant was drinking at a small stream and fell in. She made desperate efforts to reach the side, but made no progress at all. The poor ant almost exhausted was still bravely doing her best when a dove saw her.Moved with pity, the bird threw her a blade of grass, which supported her like a raft, and thus the ant reached the bank again. While she was resting and drying herself in the grass, she heard a man come near. He was walking along barefooted with a gun in his hand. As soon as he saw the dove, he wished to kill it. He would certainly have done so, but the ant bit him in the foot just as he raised his gun to fire. He stopped to see what had bit him, and the dove immediately flew away. It was an animal much weaker and smaller than herself that had saved her life. 小题1:The ant could not reach the side though _______.A.she cried for help | B.she asked the dove to save her | C.she tried very hard | D.she could smell well | 小题2:The dove saved the ant because _______.A.she was the ant"s friend | B.she took pity on the poor ant | C.the ant was almost exhausted | D.the ant had been struggled in the water for a long time | 小题3:The ant succeeded in getting on the bank with the help of _______.A.a leaf | B.a piece of wood | C.a blade of grass | D.a raft | 小题4:Just as the man shot at the dove, _______.A.the dove immediately flew away | B.the dove hid himself in the grass | C.the ant told the dove to leave at once | D.he felt something biting him in the foot | 小题5:In writing the story, the writer wants to show _______.A.how clever the ant was | B.how kind the dove was | C.how the ant and the dove helped each other | D.we often need help from others, therefore we should help others as much as |
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