题目

跪求这个冷笑话的英文翻译
有三个人,在一起比试枪法,由一个黑人顶着某样东西做为靶子.
第一个人在黑人的头上放了一个苹果,然后在距离10米远的位置,抬手一枪就将苹果打碎了,他吹了一下枪口说：I'm 佐罗!
第二个人在黑人的头上放了一个樱桃,然后在距离50米远的地方,抬手一枪就把樱桃打碎了,他吹了一下枪口说：I'm007
第三个人在黑人的头上放了一粒芝麻,然后在距离100米远的地方,抬手一枪就把那个黑人的头打碎了,他也吹了一下枪口说：I'm sorry……

提问时间：2021-01-02

答案

Three people together,compare-test marksmanship,by a black cap with something as a target.
The first man in black head,then puts an apple in the distance to ten meters position and raised my hand against a gun will apples,he broke the muzzle said:I 'm zoro!
In the second head put a black cherry,then at a distance of fifty metres,raised my hand against the cherry a gun,he blew a muzzle said:I 'm007
The third person in the black head and put a grain of sesame,and then in the distance of 100 meters away from the gun and raised my hand against the black head is broken,he blew a muzzle said:I 'm sorry...