题目

英语翻译
微软清洁工
有人到微软去找一份清洁工的工作.人事部门向他索要电子邮件以寄发录取通知和其他文件.他说：“我没有.”人事部门告诉他,对于微软来说,没有电子邮件信箱的人等于不存在的人,所以微软不能用他.
他失望地离开微软,口袋里只有10美元.他只好到便利店去买10公斤的马铃薯,挨家挨户转手卖出.两个钟头后他卖光了,获利100%.他又做了几次生意,把本钱增加了一倍.他发现这样可以挣钱养活自己.
于是,他认真地做起这类生意来,他的生意越做越大,还买了车,增加了人手,建立了一个很大的“挨家挨户”的贩售公司,提供人们在自己门口就可以买到的新鲜蔬菜的服务.他考虑到为家人规划未来,于是计划要买一份保险.签约时,业务员一听他没有电子邮件,很惊讶：“想想看如果你有计算机和电子邮件可以做多少事!”他说：“我会成为微软的清洁工.”

提问时间：2020-11-20

答案

A cleaner at Microsoft
Someone went to Microsoft's office to find a job as a cleaner.A representative of the Human Resource (HR) department asked for his email address in order to send him his letter of acceptance as well as other documents."I have no email address," he replied.Therefore,the representative told him that to Microsoft,a person without an email address is akin to a person who does not even exist in the first place,and so they cannot employ him.
Disappointed,he left the office with only 10USD in his pocket.He bought 10kg of potatoes from the convenience store,and tried to resell it from door to door.2 hours later,the potatoes were all sold out,and he received 100% of profits from the sales.He did the same for a couple more times,and increased his capital to twice his original.He then realised that he could support himself by doing this.
Thus,he began to manage his business seriously.The business grew,he bought a car and even managed to employ more people,establishing a large door-to-door sales company which provided people with the convenience of being able to buy groceries right at their door-steps.To plan for his and his family's future,he decided to take up a insurance policy.Upon signing the contract,the insurance agent was shocked to discover that he had no email address.He exclaimed,"Imagine the things you can do with a computer and an email!" And the man answered,"I would have become a cleaner at Microsoft."