题目

求一英语笑话,要2人对话,5分钟左右,关于老板与员工的对话,问一些员工的家庭背景,以前的工作,生活情况什

提问时间：2021-01-21

答案

老板：万分欢迎,没有你我们的公司肯定大不一样!
职员：如果工作太累,搞不好我会辞职的.
老板：放心,我不会让这样的事情发生的!
职员：我双休日可以休息吗?
老板：当然了!这是底线!
职员：平时会天天加班到凌晨吗?
老板：不可能,谁告诉你的?
职员：有餐费补贴吗?
老板：还用说吗,绝对比同行都高!
职员：有没有工作猝死的风险?
老板：你怎么会有这种念头?
职员：公司会定期组织旅游吗?
老板：这是我们的明文规定!
职员：那我需要准时上班吗?
老板：不,看情况吧.
职员：工资呢?会准时发吗?
老板：一向如此!
职员：事情全是新员工做吗?
老板：怎么可能,你上头还有很多资深同事!
职员：如果领导职位有空缺,我可以参与竞争吗?
老板：毫无疑问,这是我们公司赖以生存的机制!
职员：你不会是在骗我吧?
Boss:extremely welcome,without you our company would be very different!
Clerk:if the job is too tired,maybe I'll resign.
Boss:don't worry,I won't let it happen!
Clerk:I double cease day can rest?
Boss:of course!The bottom line is this!
Clerk:often work overtime everyday until the wee hours of the morning?
Boss:impossible,who told you?
Clerk:there are meals subsidy?
Boss:still use to say?Absolutely than our competitors are high!
Clerk:have any work sudden death risk?
Boss:no!How do you have this idea?
Clerk:company will organize regular travel?
Boss:this is our expressly!
Clerk:that I need to work on time?
Boss:no,it's all depends.
Clerk:salary?On hair?
Boss:always so!
Clerk:things are all new employees do?
Boss:how could you above many senior colleagues!
Clerk:if leadership positions have vacancies,I can participate in the competition?
Boss:no doubt,this is our company's survival mechanism!
Clerk:you have got to be kidding me!