题目

英语翻译
本人急需一个3~4句的英语短笑话,要有翻译!
要巧妙一点的,也要好小一点的,要是全班同学大笑起来的,还要短小.看看谁是天才啊.

提问时间：2021-03-23

答案

To Give Up the Seat
Little Johnny says "Mom,when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning,he told me to give up my seat to a lady."
"Well,you've done the right thing," says Mommy
"But Mommy,I was sitting on daddy's lap."
让座
小约翰告诉妈妈：“早上我和爸爸坐公车时,他让我给一位女士让座.”
“好,你做得对.”妈妈说.
“但是,妈妈,我那时正坐在爸爸的大腿上.”
Be Much Worse
Policeman:Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?
Man:If I had opened my mouth,they'd have found my four gold teeth.That would be much worse.
可能更糟
警察：当你的手表被抢的时候,你为什么不大声喊叫呢?
男士：如果我张嘴喊叫,他们就会发现我的四颗金牙.那样情况就更糟了!
My Baby Swallowed a Bullet
Young Mother:"Doctor,my baby swallowd a bullet.What shall I do
Doctor:"Don't point him at anybody."
年轻的妈妈说：“医生,我孩子吞下一颗子弹,我该怎么办?”
医生说：“不要让他指着任何人.”