题目

英语幽默短剧
2到3人的,3分钟左右即可,求比较简单但幽默的短剧,少点生词

提问时间：2021-03-14

答案

迟到的理由 the reason of being late
Teacher：Johnny,why are you late for school every morning?
　　老师：约翰尼,为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
　　Johnny：Every time when I come to the corner,a guidepost says,”School--GoSlow”.
　　约翰尼：每当我经过学校附近的拐角处,就见路牌上写着“学校——缓行”.
孩子的复数竟然是个双胞胎
Teacher:What is the plural of man,Tom?
老师：汤姆,“男人”这个词的复数形式是什么?
　　Tom:Men.
　　汤姆：“男人们”.
　　Teacher:Good.And the plural of child?
　　老师：答得好.那“孩子”的复数形式呢?
　　Tom:Twins.
　　汤姆：双胞胎.
Our Tails 我们的尾巴
　　The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours.then he started again,and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon,where are they?"
　　"I'll venture an answer," said an old lady."We have worn them off sitting here so long.".
　　教进化论的老师已经滔滔不绝地讲了快两个小时,他的话题又来了：“让我向进化论者提个问题——如果我们曾经像狒狒那样长着尾巴,那么现在尾巴到哪里去了?”
　　“我来试试看,”一位老太太说.
　　“该是我们在这里坐这么久把它们磨掉了吧.”
Longest and Shortest 最长和最短
Longest and Shortest
A teacher asked one of his students:" What is the longest and what is the shortest?"
The student answered immediately:" The last several minutes of a class is the longest,while the last several minutes of an exam is the shortest."
最长和最短
老师问他的一个学生：“什么最长什么最短?”
学生立刻回答：“一堂课的最后几分钟最长,一场考试的最后几分钟最短.
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