题目

百字英文小短文
Tastefully use humour to provoke serious thought about a negative workplace situation.
有时候英文中的幽默和中文的很不一样,请达人用小一百字简单写一下.我好友个思路去扩展.

提问时间：2021-02-19

答案

Dear Boss,
I am writing this letter to thank you to make this job so "enjoyable".
we are working in a place called the cube,when I say cube it literately means it's a size of one cubic meter .It's "cosy" like the cheeky letting ads .As everyone else in" the city",we don't know our "neighbours",the only thing we pass to each other is the bad flu virus.Luckily,we have our "generous" boss,whose always generous on the workload to make us feel the work is like "home",we spend so much time here,I don't even know why I have a home in the first place.I am so glad that we are leading the human evolution,the most exercised muscle are on our index fingers,other part of our body are devolving,who needs a healthy body,when you have over exercised brain.A second brain may even be developed since it wants to be exhusted,but i am sure its dream will be full-filled within no time.(it has to be quick since I am not sure whether my body could live until then.)
here i would like to once again to" thank you" from the bottom of my heart for teaching me the value of each dollar.
sacarsm 是一种讽刺的幽默,我不确定你到底是希望一个什么样的文章,这个题目还满另类的,如果需要中文翻译,你可以发短信息.