题目

英语翻译
If you love something,set it free.
If it comes back,it was and always will be yours.
If it never returns,it was never yours to begin with.
If it just sits in your living room,eats your food,messes up your stuff,takes,your money,and never behaves as if you set it free in the first place,then you either married or gave birth to it.

提问时间：2020-10-01

答案

如果你爱某东西,（你就）让它自由．
如果它回来,那么它将会是你的．
如果它没有回来,你就当从未发生过．
如果它只是坐在你的起居室,吃你的食物,弄糟你的东西,用你的钱,（它）的言行举止好象你从未首先让它自由,那么你要么选择结婚,要么给它一条生路．