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阅读理解。     Send us your joke, anecdote or story, and if we publish it in the magazine, we"ll pay as follows:
     My Story $ 500
     Personal stories beyond the call of daily life. They must be unpublished, original and less than
1,000 words.  Click here to read more stories.
     Kindness of Strangers up to $ 250
     True accounts of good karma,__inspiring acts for unexpected kindness and generosity, or just
something someone did that made your day different or changed your life. 100-500 words. Click
here to read more stories.
     Anecdotes and Jokes $ 50-$ 250
     Funny things can happen at work and at home, especially when kids are around to pass comment.
We may run your writing in Life"s Like That, All in a Day"s Work or As Kids See It, or as a short
filler. Got a new joke? Send it in for Laughter, the Best Medicine. Click here to read more jokes.
     Send Us Your Punchline (妙语)
     So you think of yourself as a bit of a jokester? See if you can come up with punchline to this
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     You Said It
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     Is It Just Me
     Can you be humorous about the trials and mysteries of modern life? Get it off your chest in 500
words. Click here to read more stories.1. This passage is written to ________.A. offer some wonderful stories to readers
B. encourage people to write something
C. show that making money is not difficult
D. remind people that life is full of joy2. The underlined word "karma" is closest in meaning to ________.A. wish
B. explanation
C. luck
D. imagination3. Which of the following statements is TRUE according to the passage?A. The magazine is mainly intended for entertainment.
B. The more words you write, the more money you get.
C. Anecdotes and Jokes isn"t paid much attention to.
D. New jokes can be sent in for Life"s Like That.4. Where can you most probably see this passage?A. In a library.
B. In a magazine.
C. In a story book.
D. On a website.

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阅读理解FRIDAY, November 12
    JAZZ with the Mike Thomas Jazz Band at The Derby Arms. Upper Richmond Road West, Sheen.
    DISCO Satin Sounds Disco. Free at The Lord Napier, Mort Lake High St., from 8 a. m. to 8 p. m.
Tel. 6821158.
    SATURDAY, November 13
    JAZZ Lysis at The Bull"s Head, Barnes. Admission 60p.
     MUSICAL HALL at The Star and Garter, Lower Richmond Road, Putney, provided by the Aba
Daba Music Hall company. Good food and entertainment fair price. Tel. 7896749.
     FAMILY night out? Join the singalong at The Black Horse. Sheen Road, Richmond.
    JAZZ The John Bennett Big Band at The Bull"s Head, Barnes. Admission 80p.
     THE DERBY ARMS, Upper Richmond Road West, give you Joe on the electric accordion (手风琴). Tel: 7894536.
     SUNDAY, November 14
     DISCO Satin Sounds Disco, free at The Lord Napier, Mort Lake High Street, from 8 a. m. to 8 p. m. .
     FOLK MUSIC at The Derby Arms. The Short Stuff and residents the Norman Chop Trio.
Nonremembers 70p. Tel. 6884626.
     HEAVY MUSIC with Tony Simon at The Bull, Upper Richmond Road West, East Sheen.
     THE DERBY ARMS, Upper Richmond Road West, give you Joe on the electric accordion.

1. Where and when can you hear the Norman Chop Trio?
A. At the Bull"s Head on Sunday.
B. At the Derby Arms on Sunday.
C. At the Bull on Saturday.
D. At the Black Horse on Saturday.

2. Where and when can you hear the Mike Thomas Jazz Band?
A. At the Derby Arms on Friday.
B. At the Black Horse on Friday.
C. At the Star and Garter on Saturday.
D. At the Derby Arms on Sunday.

3. If you want to enjoy the electric accordion on Saturday, which number do you have to ring to
   find out when it starts?
A. 7896749.
B. 7894536.
C. 6821158.
D. 6884626.

4. If you want to spend the Saturday by joining the entertainment with your family, where should you go?
A. Disco at The Lord Napier.
B. The singalong at The Black Horse.
C. The electric accordion at The Derby Arms.
D. Jazz at The Bull"s Head.

5. If you want to spend the same day at two different places and don"t want to cross any street,
    which of the following is your best choice?
A. The singalong at The Black Horse and Jazz at The Bull"s Head.
B. The singalong at The Black Horse and Folk Music at The Derby Arms.
C. Folk Music at The Derby Arms and Heavy Music with Tony Simon at The Bull.
D. Musical Hall at The Star and Garter and Disco at The Lord Napier.

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